Nincompoops
Place your triggers, then watch it go wrong.
About
An async multiplayer autobattler. Your nincompoops walk off a ledge and keep walking; you cannot steer them, only leave triggers on the board that turn one into a Builder, a Digger, a Bomber or one of thirteen other roles as it passes. Commit your plan and it is recorded, then replayed against somebody else's recording of the same level. Between rounds you spend the nincompoops you brought home on new roles, and merge pairs of them into stranger ones. The survivors are your army next round, so a clean run compounds and a bad one is expensive.
Controls
| Click a role, then the board | Place a trigger |
|---|---|
| Drag a placed trigger | Move it |
| Drag to the bin | Delete it and get the token back |
| Space | Start / pause the simulation |
| R | Reset the round |
| Commit | Lock the plan in and face your opponent |
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Builds
| Version | Published | Size |
|---|---|---|
| 92abaf1current | 2026-08-22 | 51 MB |
| 115ffb0 | 2026-08-21 | 51 MB |
| 22de929 | 2026-08-21 | 51 MB |
| a8690d5 | 2026-08-17 | 51 MB |
| 427931e | 2026-08-16 | 51 MB |